Funny Hilarious Jokes on Drinkers

In quest to find the good jokes and after doing lot of research, finally we are here to release some funny jokes to point out on drinkers that you can always share to change the mood.

Funny Hilarious Jokes on Drinkers 1:

Cow Swallows Mobile:

Once a cow swallows a mobile and she goes crazy. Whenever mobile rings, she starts running like hell. Finally, a smart man suggested that better to take that cow out of coverage area.. Intelligent..

Who say drinkers are not in their senses.?

Funny Hilarious Jokes on Drinkers

Funny Hilarious Jokes on Drinkers 2:

Never Walked so Many Stairs in My Life:

Two man were full after having 5 pags and walking on rail track..

One said: I never walked so many stairs in my life.

Second said: That is ok and side rods are so down..

Funny Hilarious Jokes on Drinkers 3:

Social  Media:

If social media were school, I would get certificate for full attendance.

Funny Hilarious Jokes on Drinkers 4:

Drunker Dies:

Once a drunker dies due to excess intake of alcohol.

See his dedication, when he was about to die, he stated that Whiskey was strong but his lever was very weak!

Funny Hilarious Jokes on Drinkers 5:

He is a Donkey:

Man: Ok, if you offer a donkey a glass of water and a glass of wine, what he will prefer?

Friend: Water, because he is donkey!

Funny Hilarious Jokes on Drinkers 6:

Lecture on Side Effects of Drinking:

Police stop a man and ask: where are you going at 1:00 clock at night?

Man: I am going to attend a lecture on side effects of drinking.

Police: So late, who gonna give you lecture?

Man: My wife.

Funny Hilarious Jokes on Drinkers 7:

Alcohol Makes You Forget Every Tension:

Man: Knocks at his door.

Wife opens and he asks his wife: who are you?

Man: Alcohol makes you forget every tension.

Funny Hilarious Jokes on Drinkers 8:

Drinker Donates His Eyes:

Doctors asks that you want to say anything?

Man: Yes, who will use just ask him that eyes open after 2 drinks.

Funny Hilarious Jokes on Drinkers 9:

Bring Hottest:

Man to waiter: What is hottest thing you have?

Waiter: Noddles

Man:" More Hot

Waiter: Soup

Man: More hot

Waiter Boiled water

Man: More hot

Waiter: Fire

Man: Ok get it, I need to burn my cigarette.

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