Funny Joke: Tourist and Boatman - How to Talk?

A silly tourist was travelling on a boat and asked
the boat guy:

Do you know Biology, Psychology ,
Geography, Geology ?

The boat guy said:

NO to all the questions.

The tourist then said:

What the hell you know on the face
of this earth ? You will die of
illiteracy !!

 

After a while, the boat started
sinking, so the boatman asked the
tourist :

Do you know Swimology and
Escapology from Crocodilogy ?

The tourist said: NO !!

The boat guy replied:

Well you will Drownology and
Crocodilogy will eat your Bodiology
and you will Dieology because of
your Badmouthology

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