One day, at a bus stop there is a girl wearing a tight miniskirt. When the bus arrives and its her turn to get on, she realizes that her skirt is so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it will give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipped her skirt a little.
She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more.
Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl is, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifts her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turns round furiously and says, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
The man replies "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
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