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Wife joins English speaking class and after few days: 

Wife to husband: Welcome, home darling.

Husband: Thank you, but I am so tired today.

Wife: Ok, No probs, 'REST IN PEACE' :(

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In marriage, no matters how many VIP comes..

The most important person is who owns the Key of car in which alcohol is stored.

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Welding and wedding - what is the difference between both?

In welding, first it sparks than things stick forever

but

In marriage, it is opposite. Here first you stick than lifetime it sparks.. :)

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When there is no trust in relationship and no internet in smartphone....than...

people start playing Games..

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Friend, please tell me - a good girl to marry.

Yes, i know a girl of B Com

Don worry about COM, but she must be married and smart!

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Mom: Tomorrow, girl side people are coming to final

Boy: Mom, but our thinking is not matching..

Mom: So what, even our thinking is not matched with you, but still you are with us from last 30 years!!

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Your feeling and confusion when guest offer you some money and your parents stop you!

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Don't try to understand women.

Only women can understand women and...

they hate each others.

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Mother: What should I do? Wherever I keep my money, my son steals. I am clueless.!

Me: Idea, Just keep it safe in his books. He never touches them.

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How to make your wife satisfy & happy . . . .!

Do you think it is difficult, not really, but you just need to be:

1. a friend

2. a father

3. a man

4. a chef

5. an electrician

6. a companion

7. a lover

8. a brother

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a psychiatrist

13. a healer

14. a good listener

15. an organizer

16. a good father

17. Tolerant

18. Prudent

19. Ambitious

20. Capable

21. Courageous

22. Determined

23. True

24. Dependable

25. Passionate

26. Compassionate

27. Very clean

28. a decorator

29. a stylist

30. a charmer

31. a gynecologist

32. a psychologist

33. a bug exterminator

34. Sympathetic

35. Athletic

36. Warm

37. Attentive

38. Gallant

39. Intelligent

40. Funny

41. Creative

42. Tender

43. Strong

44. Understanding

AND, WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments frequently

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Never stress her

50. Never look at other women!

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lots of space

AND, VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* her favorite color

* her favorite flower

* her favorite gem

* her favorite fragrance

* her favorite memories

* her favorite holidays

* her favorite friends

* her favorite vacation destinations

* her favorite beverage

* her favorite food

* her favorite restaurant

* any arrangements she makes

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And Now,

HOW TO MAKE HUSBAND HAPPY?

Just leave him alone or with his friends.....with his TV remote and mobile phone...and his favourite drink.....And he'll be happiest person on the earth..

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