100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes

Vastreader 100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes:

Doctor: How your face burnt?
Man: I was ironing my clothes and phone rang and...
Doctor: Aha, but another side of face burnt as well?
Man: Oh Doctor, these people are very dumb. Someone called again.

Vastreader 100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes:

Man called frantically into the phone: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man shouted: No, this is her husband!

100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes

Vastreader 100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes:

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, my brother gone crazy, he thinks he's a chicken."

The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?"

The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."

Vastreader 100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes:

If 7 out of 12 people suffer from skin injuries does that mean the 5 of them enjoy!

Vastreader 100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes:

Doctor: Do get up early in the morning and exercise... This is the best mantra for long life.
Man: But see that chicken, gets up very early morning but in the evening - finish...

Vastreader 100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes:

AN APPLE KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

Once, a man and a doctor were in love with the same Man got an idea and started giving an Apple to his love daily.
When that girl asked why this apple daily?
Man replied: An apple a day keeps the doctor away...!!

100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes

Vastreader 100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes:

Dr: How do you come here?
Patient: Not feeling well!
Dr.: Do you take alcohol?
Patient: Yes, but please make it small!!

 

Vastreader 100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes: Overweight:

A lady woman was surprisingly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
Doctor: I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip one day, and repeat this instruction for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.
After 2 weeks, when lady returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 15 pounds.
Doctor: Wow, that’s brilliant! Did you follow my plan?
Lady nodded. I’ll tell you though; I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.
Doctor: From hunger, you mean?
Lady: Nope... from skipping!

Vastreader 100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes:

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

Vastreader 100+ Funny Doctor Patient Jokes:

Sardaar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key

Doctor: When?

Sardaar: 3 Months Ago

Dr: What were you doing till now?

Sardaar: We were using duplicate key

Dr: So why did you come today?

Sardaar: We lost the duplicate key!!

heee hee heee...

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