Funny Husband Wife Joke: Wife's Three Wishes

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Wife’s Three Wishes:

Once a sad lady was walking along the beach thinking of the worst state of her life cycle. Her husband asked her for divorce. As she was walking, she tripped over something in the sand. The woman picked the object up revealing a lamp.

The woman rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared before her. "I will grant you three wishes," the genie said "But your husband will get double."

Funny Husband Wife Joke: Wife's Three Wishes

The woman thought and thought, then made her first wish "I wish for 10 million dollars." POOF! The wished for ten million appears at the woman feet, some distance away 20 million dollars appears at her husband's feet.

The woman thinks again and makes her second wish, "I wish for a pile of diamonds three feet high!" POOF! A pile of diamonds appears at the woman feet, a pile of diamonds six feet high appears at her husband’s feet.

The woman thinks and thinks, ponders and ponders; finally she says to the genie "Now, whatever I wish for my husband gets double?" The genie replies, "That is correct."

She makes her third wish, "Scare me half to death!"

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