Rat Jokes

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3 Rats were telling about their bravery-
Rat 1- I fight with 9 dogs......
Rat 2- I eat cheese from the trap........
Rat 3- ok GUYS'
M leaving
I have a date with CAT...........

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In psychology class..
Professor has placed a cake and other side female rat.
Rat gone to cake.
Other time, they places bread and female rat. Then again it goes to bread.
Several times, they put different food items but rat never attracted to female rat.
Professor - It is proved that hunger is bigger than love.
One intelligent student: Sir, Will you please once try to replace the female rat? It may be its wife!!

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Male Ants and Female Ants:

Husband was waiving his arms at home and searching..
Wife: What are doing?
Husband: Killing ants and I killed 2 male and 3 female ants..
Wife: How do you know about male and female?
Husband: 2 were on beer can and 3 were on cell phone..

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A guy walks into a pub and sits down next to a hunk with a dog at his feet.
"Does your dog bite?" "No."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.
"That's not my dog."

Rat Jokes

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Where does a dog search for when it loses his tail?
A retail store.

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Allout:

a mosquito married to an ant,......they live happily,.....
but some of the friends of mosquito observed that he is sitting outside his house every night,.....
friends ask the reason for this,.............
mosquito replies pathetically,........
;;;;........;;;;;.........;;;;;.......
Ur Bhabhi use ALLOUT for better sleep,.......she switch all-out & sleep,.....;;;;;
 

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Whether you are in love or being beaten by a mosquito - Results will be same..
No sleep whole night!!!

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A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present..
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000,
responds the clerk.
"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,
but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this
bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.
But the other two call him *"BOSS"!!

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It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers."
"That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"

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