Funny Joke: Chemistry of Men and Women

Chemistry of men and women

Element Name: MAN

Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room

temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.

Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to

conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO

any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes

explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane

source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element

rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Funny Joke: Chemistry of Men and Women

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in form.

Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly.

Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.

Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food.

Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely

good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing

agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced

hands

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