Accountant jokes and fun

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What clients say and what they mean Posted: 15 Apr 2022 12:30 AM PDT "We keep excellent records" =  Our books are a mess but don't you dare say otherwise, also I would like a discount please.  "I'm looking for a flexible accountant" =  I will ring you evenings and weekends and expect an immediate answer. I may even call on Boxing Day. Late.  "My last accountant didn't file the accounts on time and we got fined" =  I don't expect this to happen with you, though I will ignore repeated reminders and only give you the records one week before year end. "My last accountant was an idiot" = I'm an idiot.  "I'd like to negotiate on your fees" =  Although I want to squeeze more out of you, I've watched the Apprentice so I know how to negotiate. Lower your fees but not your service - and don't expect payment on time either.  "My wife studied AAT years ago so she will be doing the bookkeeping" = Don't try it on with me matey boy, I have an expert in the camp, and get ready to be told how to do your own job.

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