Accountant jokes and fun


Accountant jokes and fun


The Beatles - taxman

Posted: 03 Jun 2022 12:30 AM PDT

"Taxman was when I first realised that even though we had started earning money, we were actually giving most of it away in taxes." 
- Gerorge Harrison 

  Lyrics 
 Let me tell you how it will be 
There's one for you, nineteen for me 
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman 

 Should five per cent appear too small 
Be thankful I don't take it all 
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman 

 If you drive a car, I'll tax the street, 
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat. 
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat, 
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet. 

 Don't ask me what I want it for 
If you don't want to pay some more 
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman 

 Now my advice for those who die 
Declare the pennies on your eyes 
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman 
And you're working for no one but me

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