Funny Sardaji Jokes, Sardar Jokes

Funny Sardaji Jokes, Sardar Jokes:

In the News:

"Indian swimming champion, lost gold medal in swimming".
Sardar - How stupid of him!!!!!!
who told him to wear gold, while going for swimming!!!

 

Funny Sardaji Jokes, Sardar Jokes:

A policeman was testing 3 brothers who were training to become
detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first brother answers, "That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well…uh… that's because the picture I showed is his side
profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second brother and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?"

The second brother smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,
"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer
you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third brother
and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The brother
looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears
contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
really
doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office,
checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the third brother replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

 

Funny Sardaji Jokes, Sardar Jokes:

Gujarati, a Madrasi and a sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were having lunch. As Gujju opened his lunch box he angrily said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar... again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."

The sardaar opened his lunch and shouted with anger, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.

The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.

The sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the sardaar's wife.

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The sardaar's wife said,

"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

 

Funny Sardaji Jokes, Sardar Jokes:

Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key

Doctor: When?

Sardar: 3 Months Ago

Dr: What were you doing till now?

Sardar: We were using duplicate key

Dr: So why did you come today?

Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!

heee hee heee...

 

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